Amy Helen Bryant

thugkitchen: You won’t be stressing this summer if you’re...

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:37:47 -0400

You won’t be stressing this summer if you’re sipping on this tasty glass of general badassery. The antioxidant loaded in theses blackberries will make sure free radicals aren’t fucking up your day. And the bourbon? YOU EARNED THAT SHIT.

BLACKBERRY BOURBON FIZZ

5 blackberries

5 ice cubes

1 shot of bourbon

¾ cup cold ginger ale (none of that high fructose corn syrup, aspartame nonsense either. Get good shit that has fucking ginger root as an ingredient)

¼ cup cold club soda (optional)

Put the blackberries in the bottom of a tall glass and mash them around with a spoon. Keep some big chunks because it looks cool. Add the ice and then the bourbon, ginger ale, and club soda. I like adding club soda because it keeps it tasting refreshing as fuck but you can save some cash and just add more ginger ale. Garnish with fresh basil if you are trying to impress somebody.

Serves 1 but invite a fucking friend, no need to drink alone

We made this for our friend Dara over at Cosmo.com

theparisreview: André Kertész: On Reading

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:31:14 -0400

theparisreview:

André Kertész: On Reading

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Fri, 17 May 2013 21:15:20 -0400

oldloves: Bill Murray on Gilda Radner: “Gilda got married and...

Wed, 15 May 2013 15:41:09 -0400

oldloves:

Bill Murray on Gilda Radner:

“Gilda got married and went away. None of us saw her anymore. There was one good thing: Laraine had a party one night, a great party at her house. And I ended up being the disk jockey. She just had forty-fives, and not that many, so you really had to work the music end of it. There was a collection of like the funniest people in the world at this party. Somehow Sam Kinison sticks in my brain. The whole Monty Python group was there, most of us from the show, a lot of other funny people, and Gilda. Gilda showed up and she’d already had cancer and gone into remission and then had it again, I guess. Anyway she was slim. We hadn’t seen her in a long time. And she started doing, “I’ve got to go,” and she was just going to leave, and I was like, “Going to leave?” It felt like she was going to really leave forever.

So we started carrying her around, in a way that we could only do with her. We carried her up and down the stairs, around the house, repeatedly, for a long time, until I was exhausted. Then Danny did it for a while. Then I did it again. We just kept carrying her; we did it in teams. We kept carrying her around, but like upside down, every which way—over your shoulder and under your arm, carrying her like luggage. And that went on for more than an hour—maybe an hour and a half—just carrying her around and saying, “She’s leaving! This could be it! Now come on, this could be the last time we see her. Gilda’s leaving, and remember that she was very sick—hello?”

We worked all aspects of it, but it started with just, “She’s leaving, I don’t know if you’ve said good-bye to her.” And we said good-bye to the same people ten, twenty times, you know.

And because these people were really funny, every person we’d drag her up to would just do like five minutes on her, with Gilda upside down in this sort of tortured position, which she absolutely loved. She was laughing so hard we could have lost her right then and there.

It was just one of the best parties I’ve ever been to in my life. I’ll always remember it. It was the last time I saw her.”

- from Live from New York: an Uncensored History of Saturday Night Live

she-works: Advice from Nina Totenberg, NPR We want to hear from...

Tue, 07 May 2013 10:55:45 -0400

she-works:

Advice from Nina Totenberg, NPR

We want to hear from women: What’s your note to self – a piece of advice that’s helped you at work? Share your advice at http://she-works.tumblr.com

"If Mother’s Day is about celebrating motherhood, don’t queer moms, immigrant moms, moms of children..."

Mon, 06 May 2013 10:59:18 -0400

“If Mother’s Day is about celebrating motherhood, don’t queer moms, immigrant moms, moms of children with disabilities, and moms with disabilities deserve to be celebrated? If Mother’s Day emphasizes the importance of the maternal bond, don’t genderqueer moms, adoptive moms, foster moms, trans moms, grandmas parenting grandkids, and single moms also experience that same bond? If the purpose of Mother’s Day is to highlight the influence of mothers, aren’t stepmoms, incarcerated moms, young moms, refugee moms, low-income moms, and moms living on sovereign land also influential?”

- Mothers’s Day for the Rest of Us | MommyNoire (via givingmelife)

theinsidesource: The Way of the Feather If you’re looking to...

Mon, 06 May 2013 10:56:35 -0400

theinsidesource:

The Way of the Feather

If you’re looking to doll up a chic dress or T-shirt this spring, take a look at Wilhelm and their unique feathered caplets and scarves. Designer Megan Guip mostly handcrafts these striking pieces herself with a small team. This New York creative spirit served as J. Crew’s Design Director for 13 years before deciding to break out with her own signature line. The Inside Source asked Megan, a vintage queen, the secrets of her trade…

Jauretsi: What was the most important thing you learned while working at J. Crew that you maintain in your business moving forward?

Megan Guip: One word: Integrity.

J: Of all materials to take on for a fashion line, explain why you gravitate to feathers, and what is it like sourcing and working with such fragile objects?

MG: Feathers are such an exquisite medium to work with. I’m in awe of their beauty and perfection. It takes patience finding the right color, quality, and texture. For how delicate they are I’m always impressed with their durability… think about it, birds are wearing them while battling all the elements.

J: For the eBay junkies, tell us your top three list of items you always search for in the world of vintage.

MG: At the moment it’s novelty jackets, Uzbekistan textiles, and home furnishings.

J: What can we expect from you every season in terms of this line?

MG: I’m not really designing seasonally; my pieces are seasonless. What I’m anxious to explore is dip-dyeing and painting with metallics so they look gilded. The shapes will evolve organically, meaning whatever inspires me in the process.

J: Do you have any tips or tricks when searching/scouring on eBay?

MG: I got my tips from a friend who is a serial eBay-er: Only the last seven seconds count… hunt like a tiger… crouch, then pounce!

(Photo courtesy of Wilhelm. Text by Jauretsi)

thugkitchen: Food is good and all that but YOU REALLY FUCKING...

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 14:04:46 -0400

thugkitchen:

Food is good and all that but YOU REALLY FUCKING NEED WATER. I always drink one glass of water before each meal and another glass right after. Shit, that’s almost all the water you need in a day.

Feeling tired? Got a headache? Nauseous? Fuck those Rx commercials with their crazy ass side effects, drinking more water is the cheapest way to feel better. I drink mine straight but if you’re fancy as fuck then toss in some lemon, mint leaves, lime, cucumber, lemongrass. I don’t give a good goddamn, JUST DRINK IT.

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Thu, 11 Apr 2013 15:38:31 -0400

beeishappy: TCR | 2013.04.08

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 18:37:20 -0400

beeishappy:

TCR | 2013.04.08

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Sat, 06 Apr 2013 13:10:13 -0400

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Sat, 06 Apr 2013 12:54:28 -0400

whatshouldwecallsocialmedia: EVERY COMMUNITY MANAGER...

Wed, 20 Mar 2013 10:49:59 -0400

whatshouldwecallsocialmedia:

EVERY COMMUNITY MANAGER TODAY:

For the love of God people: spring is lowercase.

"It’s time for a serious intervention in masculinity. It’s not enough to not be a rapist. You don’t..."

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 10:23:19 -0400

“It’s time for a serious intervention in masculinity. It’s not enough to not be a rapist. You don’t get a cookie or a Nobel Peace Prize for that. If we want to end the pandemic of rape, it’s going to require an entire global movement of men who are willing to do the hard work required to unpack and interrogate the ideas of masculinity they were raised with, and to create and model new masculinities that don’t enable misogyny.”

- Jaclyn Friedman for the American Prospect — http://prospect.org/article/toxic-masculinity (via givingmelife)

Sometimes it doesn’t feel like 20 years. Sometimes...

Tue, 12 Mar 2013 13:18:00 -0400

Sometimes it doesn’t feel like 20 years. Sometimes I’m still there.

Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go to Hell

Tue, 12 Mar 2013 10:17:36 -0400

Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go to Hell

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Mon, 11 Mar 2013 21:46:19 -0400

ALEX HART: Some things I've learned from having my purse stolen

Mon, 11 Mar 2013 15:57:50 -0400

ALEX HART: Some things I've learned from having my purse stolen:

alexandrahart:

- You can’t submit a police report unless you have your stolen cell phone’s serial number

- You can’t replace your debit card without your license

- You can’t open a new bank account without a photo ID

- You can’t get on a plane without valid photo ID, even if you beg.

- You can’t replace…

Alex, take the hint: it’s time to go off the grid.

rumpus-weasley: bemusedlybespectacled: ALWAYS REBLOG KAT...

Fri, 08 Mar 2013 16:15:21 -0500

rumpus-weasley:

bemusedlybespectacled:

ALWAYS REBLOG KAT DENNINGS SLAMMING SLUT SHAMING

BAM BAM TURKEY AND HAM

whatshouldwecallsocialmedia: WHEN MY COMPETITOR DOES A CLEVER...

Mon, 04 Mar 2013 10:48:36 -0500

whatshouldwecallsocialmedia:

WHEN MY COMPETITOR DOES A CLEVER POST OR INITIATIVE.